Lucille and the Hotel Bill…

Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms…

Brian Sullivan

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen…

$280,000 MORTGAGE

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2010 For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with…

Bass Pro Shop Salesman…

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me…

4 Wheeler

Mary said I should take it easy so she got me a four wheeler…pretty nice too!!! Getting old is easy….. Having fun at it is the real trick. I celebrated my birthday this year by receiving an all terrain 4 wheeler. This is a picture of me playing with it in the back yard. Life…