bumperstickers that might start a fight II

ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…

bumperstickers that might start a fight

WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…

heart touching story

A doctor entered the hospital in a hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did you take all this…

generation Y…

Yes, it fits like a glove. The definition that is, not the pants. People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why…

The 11th Husband of a Virgin

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“.  “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…

call center…

We’ve all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him! Ujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Ujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” Ujibar…

A Southern Resimay & My Rezimay

A Southern Resimay…. To hoom it Mae consern, I waunt to appliey for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting… I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond…

$280,000 MORTGAGE

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2010 For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with…

daughter (or son) talk…

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her…