A Southern Resimay & My Rezimay

A Southern Resimay….

To hoom it Mae consern,

I waunt to appliey for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting…

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond To me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but if ND that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a picktere of me.

Employer’s response:

Dear Brianna,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

*****AND*****

My Rezimay….

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2 complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday, we have spell check.

NOTE: The sad thing about this post is that in most cases girls like these WOULD be hired. Thoughts?