We’ve all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him!

Ujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, “Ujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”

Ujibar said, “Am ready.”

The manager said,  “You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.”

Ujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.”

The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Ujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Ujibar.”

Ujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.