wedding party…

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death… Advertisements

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes…

This is so tasteless but it cries out to be shared. Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting, having a plate of abouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.” “Yes, I…

Golf Joke…..

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see…

$280,000 MORTGAGE

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2010 For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, ‘Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.’ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with…