angry Christmas letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box with Call of Duty and an iPhone 6 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy…

Holiday Humor…

A compilation of short holiday vids to tickle your funny bone. Winter is Here! Thanks Snow!!! The Italian Christmas Gift Under the Mistletoe Sexy Santa striptease signs that you may be shopping in Texas

an engineer’s perspective of Christmas

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census)…

Classic Movies Redone…

The Treasure of Sierra Madre “Birth certificates? We don’t need no stinkin’ birth certificates!” The Wizard of Oz “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Chicago anymore.” Gone With The Wind “Frankly America I don’t give a damn.” Bonnie & Clyde “We nationalize banks.” The Godfather “I’m gonna make them a bailout offer they can’t refuse.”…

COLORED BOOBS

    Black woman with one white boob and one black boob. This is so bad I had to post it for those certain individuals whom I think can handle it . I HOPE you can take it!!! Unbelievable! Photo of a woman with two different colored boobs! I knew you’d love it!    …

welfare recipients…

Now, don’t tell me that welfare recipients aren’t innovative!   No reason to stand on your feet waiting for the counter to open up to get your check. Just put your flip-flops next in line and go back, sit on your butt and play games on your iPhone.

wedding party…

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death…

VOTED BEST PICK-UP LINE…

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just…

speeding ticket…

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Yes Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: You don’t have one? Woman: I’ve lost it four times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…then can I see your…

SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!! continued

You know how the infamous “THEY” say that there’s nothing new under the sun? Turns out they were wrong. Case in point: the newly opened Modern Toilet Diner in the Shilin district in Taipei that features a toilet theme. Yes, you read that correctly, and no, we’re not making it up. It’s the real deal….

SERIOUSLY, YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUFF UP!!!

The utter stupidity of some people truly amaze me. Then again I have to wonder if some thought wasn’t put into play just to capture anyone’s attention, whether it be positive or negative. A man having purchased his very first boat and now taking it to the lake wasn’t quite sure just what the correct…

Creating a Password: boiled cabbage

CREATING A PASSWORD cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiledcabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case…

what a hoot!!!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb…

Why didn’t the Yanks think of this???

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

2 cows

TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…

A Matter of Perspective…4

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. house in San Francisco and yet another San Francisco house NOW A COUPLE OF STREET CHALK ART IMAGES that is a might large frog….hope it doesn’t swallow the baby I would be freaking out if I turned and saw such an enormous…

A Matter of Perspective…3

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. Why? What did you see? YOU need help HERE ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS AND THE WAY YOU CAN PERCEIVE THEM looks like they are holding a miniature would this be considered the hand of a higher being? THE ATTACK OF THE 100′ WOMAN…

A Matter of Perspective…2

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. YES, THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SLEEPING CHILD AND NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT They’re just tall weeds. IS A JOY FOREVER! It is just two ears next to each other It’s just a tree. this is just a martini glass for…