Santa pick-up lines

“I’ll make you shake like a bowl full of

“When was the last time you did it in a sleigh?”

“I put the ‘scroo’ in Scrooge.”

“Ever make it with a fat guy, with a whip?”

“I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.”

“One hour with me and you’ll see flyin’ reindeer!”

“I got your stocking stuffer right here.”

“Wanna join the mile high club?”

“Some of my best toys run on batteries.”

“I see you when you’re sleeping — and you don’t
wear any underwear, do you?”

“That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!”