ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.

“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.

“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the

He never knew what hit him.

One Comment

  1. Brian says:

    Honesty isn’t always the best policy Quoted “Hillary”!? What do you think “Bill” got from Hillary, when he came to bed, after a visit from Monica!


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