The nation is divided on how to address this pandemic. I believe the difference in perspectives mirrors our dual-party political sentiments. On one hand, we have alarmists who act based on fear. Their anxiety propels them to enforce control over their surroundings, so that they can feel calm and safe, and in such, as a…
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30 Things British People Say And What They Actually Mean
1. “I might join you later.” — Meaning: I’m not leaving the house today unless it’s on fire. 2. “Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?” — Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you. 3. “Not to worry.” — Translation: I will never forget this. 4. Saying sorry as…
father offers advice to son on wedding night
This Father Offers Advice To His Son On His Wedding Night. The Result Is Priceless. Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed…
Does This AD Describe You?
Guy Posts A Craigslist Ad Looking For A Like-Minded Woman, And He Nailed It. I’m looking for and need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship… Hi there, I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3 to 9 month relationship, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is…
A Father’s Words of Wisdom
Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On: Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as…
“Cattle Guards”
Cattle Guards or Texas Gates as called by Texans….. YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!!! These two, Obama and Biden, are morons and are an embarrassment to the USA! Can you believe it? Biden asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards!’ You will love this one, I haven’t stopped laughing yet. NOTE:…
If World War One Was A Bar Fight…
GERMANY, AUSTRIA and ITALY are standing together in the middle of a pub when SERBIA bumps into AUSTRIA and spills AUSTRIA‘s pint. AUSTRIA demands SERBIA buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. GERMANY expresses its support for AUSTRIA‘s point of view. BRITAIN recommends that everyone calm…
Actual Announcements Made by Flight Attendants
14 Actual Announcements Made By Flight Attendants. Someone Should Give Them A Medal. “To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.” “Ladies and…
The History of Aprons
I don’t think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses, plus aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for…
Good to Know Before the Christmas Holidays
My friends this is something we all need to know….. The American Red Cross: President and CEO Marsha J. Evans’ salary for the year was $651,957 plus expenses MARCH OF DIMES: It is called the March of Dimes because only a dime for…
Just Filling In…
A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating “God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock…
who died before they collected Social Security?
(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…
An apology letter to Mr. Obama….from the Matt Walsh blog
Dear President Obama, I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard…
A ‘LIST’ on why I voted Democrat…
When your friends cannot explain why they voted for the Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 13″… 01. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%…
2 cows
TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…
The Perfect Man! 3
The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…
The Perfect Man! 2
The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1| |2| …
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