Church Signs with a Sense of Humor 2

CHURCH PARKING TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTISED “WHO’S YOUR DADDY?” WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR SNOW PLEASE STOP TO BE ALMOST SAVED IS TO BE TOTALLY LOST HOW DO WE MAKE HOLY WATER? WE BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT! WHAT IS MISSING FROM CH    CH U    R EVERY DAY ABOVE GROUND IS A GOOD ONE…

Church Signs with a Sense of Humor

Adam blamed Eve Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on KEEP USING MY NAME IN VAIN I’LL MAKE RUSH HOUR LONGER     -GOD THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT CAN’T BE ANSWERED BY GOOGLE HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS          TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM THOU SHALL…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases ii

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ” “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”…

Bumper Stickers Seen on Military Bases

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”…

Birds from God’s Creation! II

10. Quetzal 11. Winson’s Bird of Paradise 12. Greater Bird of Paradise [during a mating dance] 13. Peacock 14. ‘SUP, Polish Chicken 15. Australia’s Rainbow Lorikeet 16. The African Crowned Crane of the savannahs |1|  |2|  |3|

Birds from God’s Creation!

Some unusual birds!!! 1. Himalayan Monal 2. Formosan Magpie 3. Flamecrest 4. Golden Pheasant 5. Green Jay 6. Kingfisher 7. Lady Amherst’s Pheasant 8. Bleeding Heart Pigeons 9. Nicobar Pigeon |1|  |2|  |3|

The Cross in Our Bodies.

This is a pretty neat story and an interesting thing that few of us know. It’s brief, so do make an effort to read it.  (FROM A DOCTOR) A couple of days ago I was running (I use that term very loosely) on my treadmill, watching a DVD sermon by Louie Giglio… And I was…

3 good arguments that…

GOD ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.   He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3.   He didn’t get a fair trial But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.   He went into His Father’s business 2.   He lived at home…

Robin Williams quotes…2

SEE, THE PROBLEM IS THAT GOD GIVES [GAVE] MEN A BRAIN AND A PENIS, AND ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME. What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’…

Islam in a Nutshell…2

It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools,…