A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen…
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Resident on the third planet from the Sun. Looking for some small measure of levity in this mad, mad world. We all need a little brightness to counter the darkness around us. CALGON...take me away!
Betty White quotes (continued)
People have told me, “Betty, Facebook is a great way to get in touch with old friends.” At my age, if I want to get in touch with old friends, I need a Ouija board. Doctors say that a glass of wine a day can extend your life. Cheers. “I don’t care who anybody sleeps…
Betty White quotes
Betty White really knows what she’s talking about……. WISDOM —– from a WISE LADY!!! Why do people say “Grow some balls”? Balls are weak & sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina, those things take a pounding! Just saw the first Christmas commercial of the season. It really got me in the…
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead!
Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife (Play Dough), three children (John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough), plus they…
Thank You America!
Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time….
EMERGENCY ADVICE for men!!!
What to do if you have a four hour erection…… If you use medication for erectile dysfunction and have an erection lasting more than four hours immediately look at the picture below.
OMG!!!
Someone’s always thinking! Read the short paragraph below this great shirt. Bi-Partisan approved, available in all sizes. Get one while supplies last! I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old grandson and I asked him, “What day is tomorrow?” He said, “It’s President’s Day!” He is a smart kid. I…
Panama City newspaper ad
This ad was placed in the Panama City News Herald on Feb. 5, 2012: I, William J. Flynn MD, and my 7 employees paid $236,118.00 in Federal taxes for fiscal year 2011. Although it seems like a lot of money, it would not even cover the expenses for 1 day of Michelle Obama’s recent $1,400,000.00…
Oprah and the Obama’s
Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills Out of the window and make ten people very happy.” Michelle added,…
Pray for your President
Psalm 109:8 My daughter and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. When we got home I got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. I started laughing…
I thought of you, AGAIN!
A ‘friend’ passed this to me; so I’m passing it on to you because I Care . WHEN I ASKED MYSELF WHO MIGHT NEED AN ANGEL TODAY, I THOUGHT OF YOU!!! They didn’t want her, so they sent her to me… I don’t want her so, I’m sending her to You! The rules are simple:…
B..b..b..But It’s ‘HIS’ Fault!!!
With the understanding that, no matter what we do, say or forward, we will never, ever change the mind of a committed ideologue. I hope you all will understand that that is not the intent of forwarding this on. We do so in the hope that it will help the 80% of math and fact challenged Americans to…
A well dressed WalMart shopper…
Finally … A well dressed WalMart shopper. What a BRAVE and well-dressed lady!!! The per person Medicare insurance premium will increase from the present monthly fee of $96.40, rising to: $99.90 in 2012; $120.20 in 2013; and $247.00 in 2014. These are provisions incorporated in the Obamacare legislation, purposely delayed so as not to ‘confuse’…
How To Read Country Of Origin In Bar Codes
11-18-8 How to read Bar Codes….interesting! The whole world is scared of China made ‘black-hearted goods’. Can you differentiate which one is made in the USA, Philippines, Taiwan or China? For your Information … the first 3 digits of the bar code is the country code wherein the product was made. Sample: all bar codes…
A Nativity Scene and shepherd
A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard. During the night the folks came across this scene. An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep. He chose baby Jesus as his comfort. No one had the heart to send him away so he was there all night. We should all have the good sense…
Why we shoot deer in the wild.
(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this) I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was…
call center…
We’ve all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him! Ujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Ujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” Ujibar…
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