A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…
Author: letvent
Resident on the third planet from the Sun. Looking for some small measure of levity in this mad, mad world. We all need a little brightness to counter the darkness around us. CALGON...take me away!
the cow, the ant & the old fart…
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my…
the definition of insanity…
“FATHOM THE HYPOCRISY OF A GOVERNMENT THAT REQUIRES EVERY CITIZEN TO PROVE THEY ARE INSURED ….. BUT NOT EVERYONE MUST PROVE THEY ARE A CITIZEN.” “AND NOW, ANY OF THOSE WHO REFUSE, OR ARE UNABLE TO PROVE THEY ARE CITIZENS WILL RECEIVE FREE INSURANCE PAID FOR BY THOSE WHO ARE FORCED TO BUY INSURANCE BECAUSE…
The Economy Is Affecting A Lot Of Things!
HERE’S A NEW SIGN FOR YOUR FRONT DOOR!!! DUE TO THE PRICE INCREASE ON AMMO —— DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING HOPE THIS HELPS DURING TIMES OF DIFFICULTY!!
The Farmer’s Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his…
Family Lives Without Money and Thrives!?!?
Family Lives Without Money—By Choice—and Thrives By Beth Greenfield Fellmer with Alma Lucia, left, and Nieves Palmer. Photo courtesy of Raphael Fellmer. A Berlin family of three has been living on practically nothing but love and the goodwill of others for more than two years and counting—not as a victims of the rough economy, but…
Facts that will Blow your Mind!
Twin sisters are born and are completely different races. ♥ 21-year-old Kylie Hodgson of Nottingham, England, is half-black, half-white. So’s her partner, 19-year-old Remi Horder. Back in 2006, they conceived twins. And when the twin girls were born, one was black… and one was white. Remee is blonde and white; Kian is black. Since both…
Dealing with Depression!
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 8 oz….
Forget About Chick-fil-A
Forget about Chick-fil-A and the cows telling you to eat more chicken! For your safety, eat more pork! l bet a cup of coffee you already know who you will pass this on to because it is just too good not to.
Doggy!
Very curious, She named him Dick! My sausage dog is actually a penis dog.
Dear Mr. President
Dear Mr. President: During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a…
De Walt Nail Gun
A must have in every home in America! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! And,…
Deer Season…
Deer season will be here before we know it. So I thought I’d better send out a reminder about what a Whitetail looks like! No need to thank me. It’s just kinda like a public service.
Friendship Only Goes So Far!!!
Friendship is a wonderful thing, but sometimes it can go too far……as seen below. ENJOY! “FETCH ‘EM YOURSELF…..THEY’RE YOUR TEETH!
Garfield on the Oil Crisis
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD ‘S EXPLANATION — TOO CUTE AND, ALSO, TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is…
Dalai Lama’s Status
The purpose of religion is to control yourself, not to criticize others. How much am I doing about my anger, attachment, hatred, pride and jealousy? These are the things which we must check in our daily lives. ~ Dalai Lama ~ The ultimate source of a happy life is warm-heartedness. This means extending to others…
Craft Day at the Senior Center…
This photo was taken in a Senior Center in Plymouth, Michigan . The course was “How to Prevent Alzheimer’s.” The Project of the Day was, “To keep your mind working, try to create something from memory.” It brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Couldn’t Resist this One!!!
A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says “Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys.” The Redneck says, “I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney.” The nurse replies, “You might want to consider…
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