Man’s Survival Guide

This could be used as an excellent educational tool.

Let’s call it a “Man’s Survival Guide

WHITE WOMEN

First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date:
You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date:
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized
Nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date:
Meet her parents.

Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date:
Wedding night.

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