Man’s Survival Guide (continued)

BLACK WOMEN

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.

Second Date:
She’s pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters,
her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image

Third Date:
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier

ARAB WOMEN

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.

No third date!!

The POINT?

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

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