An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away by Jonathan Hayter STARING at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five year study of 200 men found…
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And they say there are NO new business ideas…
LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250 per day)… The Psychology of business is to “know what your customers want!” This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care… because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice. Reportedly for $10 a try, you will…
Life After Delivery
In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What…
How to make a man/woman HAPPY!
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy,…
Blow-Dryer Mishap
A good lesson for all… Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer!
Car Accident
Good morning friends, I had an accident last night and the doctors thought I broke my hip but the x-ray shows I will be OK. Take a look at the attached x-ray. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers for the next few days as I recover. God Bless.
Proud to be WHITE!
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is…… Michael Richards makes his point………………. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points… Someone…
Love Story #161
A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, “You promised you wouldn’t cheat again….!” The husband replies, “For Pete’s sake, can’t you see I’m trying to cut down?”
No Speak English
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken…
RULES for Dating MY Daughter!
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot…
Thai Custom
HOW DID I LIVE ALL THESE YEARS WITHOUT KNOWING THIS? THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND I’ll bet you never knew this!!! In the original native culture of Thailand, when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony: They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. …
Scottish Humor…
New Antiseptic It’s not only the English who have a sense of humor. The Scots do as well! This cartoon originated in Scotland. It looks like most of the world is laughing at our nation’s leadership! How sad that the world is laughing at the United States, while we sit by and watch and wonder…
The $50.00 Lesson
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied,…
Rules for Online Dating!!!
Rule #1 Always ask for a photo. Rule # 2 Always ask for more than one photo. THIS CONCLUDES YOUR TRAINING FOR TODAY…THANK YOU!
SEAHAWKS Football Tickets for SALE!!!
Regrettably I am going to have to sell my Seahawk season football tickets this year. My wife does not like the person that sits beside her. These tickets will be sold to the highest bidder. I have attached a picture of the view from these great seats. I am going to miss going to the…
The 11th Husband of a Virgin
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…
the cow, the ant & the old fart…
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my…
the definition of insanity…
“FATHOM THE HYPOCRISY OF A GOVERNMENT THAT REQUIRES EVERY CITIZEN TO PROVE THEY ARE INSURED ….. BUT NOT EVERYONE MUST PROVE THEY ARE A CITIZEN.” “AND NOW, ANY OF THOSE WHO REFUSE, OR ARE UNABLE TO PROVE THEY ARE CITIZENS WILL RECEIVE FREE INSURANCE PAID FOR BY THOSE WHO ARE FORCED TO BUY INSURANCE BECAUSE…
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