EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARRISH HALL MON ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS TUE ABUSED SPOUSES WED EATING DISORDERS THU SAY NO TO DRUGS FRI TEEN SUICIDE WATCH SAT SOUP KITCHEN SUNDAY SERMON 9 A.M. “AMERICA’S JOYOUS FUTURE” Psychic Fair Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: FISH OF THE DAY BEEF ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP. ILLITERACY…
Tag: humor
photos of irony…II
NO SMOKING ON THESE PREMISES LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION Phone out of service? Give us a call. PACIFIC BELL African American Museum —–> <—– Sedgwick County Jail |1| |2| |3|
photos of irony…
ALWAYS OPEN CLOSED Health Bar & Eatery Fudge Factory |1| |2| |3|
rough times!
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for…
what a Ferrari can do…
Ask the man who owns one! A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “what will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds,” or something along those lines. Well, here’s the brand new 2011 Ferrari “458 Italia.” First, here’s what it looks like:…
Who’s minding the store? 2
*ANAL FANTASY We All Sin* Together WINNIE THE POOH & TIGGER INSIDE & OUT butt***** closure Didn’t I F*** You Yesterday? |1| |2|
Who’s minding the store?
Little Ho*** on the Prairie *urine EAR Drops COOKING **** YOUR DOG Tasty, healthy and safe recipes POO* PARADISE P**’enis BE*GAY |1| |2|
The ravaging effects of alcohol…
…after too many margaritas! …after 7 rum and cokes! …after 6 beers! …after 3 martinis! …after 3 kamikazes! …after 2 glasses of wine! …after 2 bottles of wine, (shared of course)! …after 1 large purple haze! …after 1 bottle of tequila! [featured image: Zhora – chimpanzee at a Russian zoo – is an alcoholic and…
Got a new dog…
We got a new guard dog to guard my house. He was a little more than I thought I should pay. But, I think when word gets out, we’ll be a relatively crime-free neighborhood. The nice part is he is only a year old and already fully trained. For your safety, you might want to…
Man’s Survival Guide (continued)
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you. First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and…
Man’s Survival Guide
This could be used as an excellent educational tool. Let’s call it a “Man’s Survival Guide“ First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary…
Finally!….Solid Proof
I know that the world is NOT going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly travelled to 2015 Finally Solid Proof
When a woman wears a leather dress…
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new Truck.
Where did the Texas Longhorns logo idea come from?
You will understand better about the Texas Longhorns……. I have always been fascinated by football trivia and I thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well. Where did the Texas Longhorn logo idea come from? I did not know this!!! Did you??? My duty of teaching you something new every day…
you cannot make this stuff up…
Talk about the “Stupid Motorist Law“… DRIVING AND SHAVING JUST DON’T MIX commentary | Celia Rivenbark By now I’m sure that most of you have heard about the Florida woman who caused a two-vehicle wreck because she was shaving her bikini area while driving. Guess that makes the time you drove with your elbows while…
Pharmaceutical Humor
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads, this one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If right stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.”
Milton singing “The Man Song” by Sean Morey
LYRICS Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He’s the man!) (He’s the man!) I don’t take no crap from anybody [else but you] I wear the pants around here [when I’m finished with your laundry] Cuz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight [When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”] I’m the man of…
Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security
TEL AVIV, Israel. The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone with…
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