I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this. Well you see, Norm, it’s like this..A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection…
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Noah & THE GREAT ARK OF 2013
In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said: “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah…
New Medicare Program…
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will…
Bush’s Quote
I know I made mistakes in my 8 years as President, but I did cut ALL Americans’ taxes twice, created millions of new jobs, never raised your taxes and I NEVER apologized for America’s greatness either. Now that you have seen how the current occupant of the White House has run things for the past…
Lucille and the Hotel Bill…
Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms…
good response…
With Chelsea’s wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?” Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad!”
gun control Texas style!!!
Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions….
how to steady oneself on a streetcar…
I think I’ll take a cab! And you thought holding on where others had their hands was “dirty”??
ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!!!
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so…
generation Y…
Yes, it fits like a glove. The definition that is, not the pants. People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why…
Do You Want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?
I didn’t write this but absolutely love what this woman wrote. So well done! Please read; it’s quite enjoyable and please feel free to share. ♥ A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to…
Aircraft Hits Four Buildings
This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Amazing photo below shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants…
Corvette tail lights for sale…CHEAP!!!
PASS TO ALL TEXTING FRIENDS; GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. SOMETIMES IT DOESN’T ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE OTHER GUY! Texting pad still in driver’s hand. Must have been one hell of an important message .
19 Year Old Ex-Cheerleader…
This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was…
REVENGE!
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out…
The Best Exercise in the World!
An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away by Jonathan Hayter STARING at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five year study of 200 men found…
And they say there are NO new business ideas…
LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250 per day)… The Psychology of business is to “know what your customers want!” This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care… because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice. Reportedly for $10 a try, you will…
Life After Delivery
In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What…
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