CREATING A PASSWORD cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiledcabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case…
Tag: funny
what a hoot!!!
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb…
Why didn’t the Yanks think of this???
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
2 cows
TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…
A Matter of Perspective…4
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. house in San Francisco and yet another San Francisco house NOW A COUPLE OF STREET CHALK ART IMAGES that is a might large frog….hope it doesn’t swallow the baby I would be freaking out if I turned and saw such an enormous…
A Matter of Perspective…3
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. Why? What did you see? YOU need help HERE ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS AND THE WAY YOU CAN PERCEIVE THEM looks like they are holding a miniature would this be considered the hand of a higher being? THE ATTACK OF THE 100′ WOMAN…
A Matter of Perspective…2
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. YES, THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SLEEPING CHILD AND NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT They’re just tall weeds. IS A JOY FOREVER! It is just two ears next to each other It’s just a tree. this is just a martini glass for…
A Matter of Perspective…1
PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. These are heels! It’s just a lamp. What did you think it was? don’t get excited…it’s a tomato JUST NUNS LOOK AGAIN….TURN IT TO THE RIGHT! It’s just egg shells |1| |2| |3| |4|
The Perfect Man! 3
The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…
The Perfect Man! 2
The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1| |2| …
The Perfect Man!
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side, He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking – Cleaning and…
Where White Man Went Wrong
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles‘ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion,…
British papers show no mercy
British papers are quite different from ours. They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it. MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN! CAN WE BEHEAD THEM? UH-OH. MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW…
Female Cops….2
Pakistan Philippines Singapore South Korea Taiwan Viet Nam Afghanistan’s first-ever female district police chief, Col. Jamila Bayaz And…..then there’s…The USA…..Right? Here in New Orleans, Louisiana They just make you proud. Don’t they? [NOTE: The feature image is of the North Korean traffic police.] |1| |2|
Female Cops….
NEVER FEAR: THE U.S. LADY POLICE FORCE WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE MUSLIMS AND SHARIA LAWS! THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE ‘PRICELESS’! These are the lady police officers of……. ChinaHong KongIndia Indonesia Japan Malaysia North Korea [NOTE: The feature image is of the Iranian police.] |1| |2|
quote of quotes…
This has got to be amongst the best quotes of all time. As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials. ~Newt Gingrich
Church can be hilarious!!!
Church signs that will make you laugh! STAYING IN BED SHOUTING, OH GOD ! DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES – IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS FREE COFFEE EVERLASTING LIFE YES MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES READ THE BIBLE – IT WILL…
I VOTED FOR OBAMA…
Totally hilarious and absurd portrayal of a welfare recipient that voted for Obama. Hope you get as much of a laugh out of this as I did!
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