I was in a pub last night and saw three “women of size” (as PC now requires us to say) by the bar.

They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I asked, “Hello, are you ladies from IRELAND?”

One of them angrily screamed, “It’s WALES you fu****g idiot, Wales!”

So I immediately apologized and replied, “I am so sorry, are you three whales from IRELAND?”

And that’s the last thing I remember.