Wales

I was in a pub last night and saw three “women of size” (as PC now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I asked, “Hello, are you ladies from IRELAND?” One of them angrily screamed, “It’s WALES you fu****g idiot, Wales!”…

Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If…