Guy Posts A Craigslist Ad Looking For A Band. It Got Removed Shortly Afterwards. LOOKING FOR A WEDDING BAND Terrible band needed for sham of a wedding. 11/6. No pay. As the musician in our family, my Shylock of a half-brother and his parsimonious fiance have passed off to me the job of finding a…
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With Chelsea’s wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?” Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad!”
The 11th Husband of a Virgin
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…
Senior Wedding……
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers,…
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