missing wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color…

Why we shoot deer in the wild.

(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this) I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was…

When a woman wears a leather dress…

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new Truck.

the recession…..

The Recession has hit everybody…… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your…

How to say “I Love You”…

How to say ‘I love you’ in various languages… Afrikaans ——————————————————- Ek het jou lief Albanian —————————————————————— Te dua Arabic ————————————————- Ana behibak (to male) Arabic ———————————————– Ana behibek (to female) Armenian —————————————————– Yes kez sirumen Bambara —————————————————————— M’bi fe Bangla ————————————- Amee tuma ke bhalo baashee Belarusian —————————————————- Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya ———————————————- Nahigugma…