The 11th Husband of a Virgin

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“.  “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…

Medical Excise Tax on Retail Receipts—fooled again!!!

THIS IS AN EMAIL THAT NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THOSE OF US WHO ARE UNAWARE. [I AM NOT THE WRITER OF THIS EMAIL–eadzerkle] This is an image of a sales receipt from Cabela’s, a popular sporting goods store. “The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st is supposed to be ‘hidden’ from…

Paraprosdokian:

Paraprosdokian: Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation. ‘Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,’ is a type of paraprosdokian. *  I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So…