A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin“. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to…
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Medical Excise Tax on Retail Receipts—fooled again!!!
THIS IS AN EMAIL THAT NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THOSE OF US WHO ARE UNAWARE. [I AM NOT THE WRITER OF THIS EMAIL–eadzerkle] This is an image of a sales receipt from Cabela’s, a popular sporting goods store. “The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st is supposed to be ‘hidden’ from…
Paraprosdokian:
Paraprosdokian: Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation. ‘Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,’ is a type of paraprosdokian. * I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So…
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