A Father’s Words of Wisdom

Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:   Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as…

Classic Movies Redone…

The Treasure of Sierra Madre “Birth certificates? We don’t need no stinkin’ birth certificates!” The Wizard of Oz “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Chicago anymore.” Gone With The Wind “Frankly America I don’t give a damn.” Bonnie & Clyde “We nationalize banks.” The Godfather “I’m gonna make them a bailout offer they can’t refuse.”…

Ahhh – memories!…

I’m older than dirt! Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’ ‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’ ‘It was a place called ‘at home!’ I explained. ‘Mum cooked…