Guy Posts A Craigslist Ad Looking For A Band. It Got Removed Shortly Afterwards. LOOKING FOR A WEDDING BAND Terrible band needed for sham of a wedding. 11/6. No pay. As the musician in our family, my Shylock of a half-brother and his parsimonious fiance have passed off to me the job of finding a…
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the real reason there’s an angel on top of the Christmas tree
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness…
you may be a Muslim…
This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more…
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