Band Wanted

Guy Posts A Craigslist Ad Looking For A Band. It Got Removed Shortly Afterwards. LOOKING FOR A WEDDING BAND Terrible band needed for sham of a wedding. 11/6. No pay. As the musician in our family, my Shylock of a half-brother and his parsimonious fiance have passed off to me the job of finding a…

you may be a Muslim…

This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more…