A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and…
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Italian Grandma’s Advice…
A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: ‘Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.’ ‘He’s agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don’t let him do dat.’ ‘He’s agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don’ta let…
Husband, Wife & a Convict…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…
the last kiss…….
A Tough-Guy Legend… On May 9, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,…
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