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Tag: humor
OMG!!!
Someone’s always thinking! Read the short paragraph below this great shirt. Bi-Partisan approved, available in all sizes. Get one while supplies last! I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old grandson and I asked him, “What day is tomorrow?” He said, “It’s President’s Day!” He is a smart kid. I…
Oprah and the Obama’s
Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills Out of the window and make ten people very happy.” Michelle added,…
Pray for your President
Psalm 109:8 My daughter and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. When we got home I got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. I started laughing…
I thought of you, AGAIN!
A ‘friend’ passed this to me; so I’m passing it on to you because I Care . WHEN I ASKED MYSELF WHO MIGHT NEED AN ANGEL TODAY, I THOUGHT OF YOU!!! They didn’t want her, so they sent her to me… I don’t want her so, I’m sending her to You! The rules are simple:…
A well dressed WalMart shopper…
Finally … A well dressed WalMart shopper. What a BRAVE and well-dressed lady!!! The per person Medicare insurance premium will increase from the present monthly fee of $96.40, rising to: $99.90 in 2012; $120.20 in 2013; and $247.00 in 2014. These are provisions incorporated in the Obamacare legislation, purposely delayed so as not to ‘confuse’…
Why we shoot deer in the wild.
(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this) I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was…
call center…
We’ve all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him! Ujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Ujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.” Ujibar…
Cadbury’s Chocolate…(did you know this?)
I did NOT know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY’S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY’S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This…
Miracle in the Alcohol Aisle…
Well…well…well, look at this here. Does this look like something you have personally seen out in public? Isn’t it amazing how many vehicles have handicapped plates or placards but the occupants of said vehicles are NOT handicapped? AND A FEW MORE ITEMS OF INTEREST…
Obama’s Milwaukee Visit
Thought you would appreciate this, since it was the SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD observing his surroundings. Everyone makes mistakes; however, if this error was made by Romney or Santorum, all hell would have broken loose and the “independent press” would have crucified them. When Obama stopped in at Master Lock in Milwaukee Wisconsin, he…
The Shredder…
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “LIsten,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,” said…
How the Mind Works…
A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. Read the review after the photo… – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will…
LEROY
LEROY SUDDENLY REALIZED HE WAS IN LINE FOR A JOB INSTEAD OF FOOD STAMPS…
Proof of Death!
There is, finally, conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar al-Gaddafi are dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
new candidate…
Too bad this guy isn’t running for President. He has what Obama is lacking. As does this hog….
Sign in Alaska
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ARE LIKE KING SALMON…..LIFE IS GOOD UNTIL THE SEALS SHOW UP Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
It’s Only a Gas Tank, Officer…
It’s only a gas tank, but I wonder how many times the cops stopped him. What do you think?
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