It seems a liberal in a hot-air balloon is lost and late for an appointment and descends to ask a conservative for directions. The conservative pulls out a GPS device and tells him exactly where he is. “You must be a conservative,” the balloon man says. The man on the ground asks how he knows…
Tag: humor
good response…
With Chelsea’s wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?” Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad!”
gun control Texas style!!!
Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions….
how to steady oneself on a streetcar…
I think I’ll take a cab! And you thought holding on where others had their hands was “dirty”??
ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!!!
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so…
generation Y…
Yes, it fits like a glove. The definition that is, not the pants. People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why…
Do You Want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?
I didn’t write this but absolutely love what this woman wrote. So well done! Please read; it’s quite enjoyable and please feel free to share. ♥ A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to…
Aircraft Hits Four Buildings
This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Amazing photo below shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants…
Corvette tail lights for sale…CHEAP!!!
PASS TO ALL TEXTING FRIENDS; GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. SOMETIMES IT DOESN’T ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE OTHER GUY! Texting pad still in driver’s hand. Must have been one hell of an important message .
19 Year Old Ex-Cheerleader…
This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was…
REVENGE!
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out…
The Best Exercise in the World!
An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away by Jonathan Hayter STARING at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five year study of 200 men found…
And they say there are NO new business ideas…
LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250 per day)… The Psychology of business is to “know what your customers want!” This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care… because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice. Reportedly for $10 a try, you will…
Life After Delivery
In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What…
How to make a man/woman HAPPY!
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy,…
Blow-Dryer Mishap
A good lesson for all… Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer!
Car Accident
Good morning friends, I had an accident last night and the doctors thought I broke my hip but the x-ray shows I will be OK. Take a look at the attached x-ray. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers for the next few days as I recover. God Bless.
Proud to be WHITE!
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is…… Michael Richards makes his point………………. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points… Someone…
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