gorilla dies of old age at zoo

SO A GORILLA DIES OF OLD AGE AT A ZOO… WHAT THIS ZOO DID NEXT IS GENIUS! So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo, right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo, since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by…

the recession…..

The Recession has hit everybody…… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your…