bad day at work

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on off-shore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station who was sponsoring a “worst job…

How to make a man/woman HAPPY!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy,…

Little Johnny’s Sister…

Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”

baby names…..

Mary was pregnant when she was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a…