GERMANY, AUSTRIA and ITALY are standing together in the middle of a pub when SERBIA bumps into AUSTRIA and spills AUSTRIA‘s pint. AUSTRIA demands SERBIA buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. GERMANY expresses its support for AUSTRIA‘s point of view. BRITAIN recommends that everyone calm…
Tag: Australia
Koala’s Needing Water…
AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA, IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT’S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. CYCLIST SACRIFICES HIS TRACK TIME TO GIVE A KOALA BEAR SOMETHING TO DRINK. ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF…
Bill Cosby – “I’m 83 and Tired”
I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy,…
Islam in a Nutshell…2
It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools,…
Islam in a Nutshell…
Just a reminder that we not only need fear the threat from without, we need fear the threat from within, and that threat comes from political correctness and that is a tool of the left… Food for thought. This, not the Chinese or the Russians, represent the greatest threat to the world. Islam is not…
