1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc. 2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a…
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Resident on the third planet from the Sun. Looking for some small measure of levity in this mad, mad world. We all need a little brightness to counter the darkness around us. CALGON...take me away!
The Law is the Law!
So “if” the US government determines that it is against the law for the words “under God” to be on our money, then, so be it. And “if” that same government decides that the “Ten Commandments” are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, “so be…
6 Health Benefits of Kissing!!!
Six health benefits of kissing By Rachel Khona What makes the entire world melt away, gives you butterflies in your stomach, and makes your heart giddy with desire? A kiss, of course! “I love kissing my boyfriend,” says Krysten Ritter, actress and star of the sitcom Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23. “It connects…
Senior citizen texting codes…
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you. Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts. ATD —————————————————————————————————————————– At The Doctors ATDO —————————————————————————————————————–…
COP HUMOR…..3
COP PULLS ME OVER, SAYS “YOUR EYES LOOK RED, YOU BEEN SMOKIN’ WEED?” I REPLIED “YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?” I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM PULLING OVER THE SPEEDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD A COP WITH A DRUG SNIFFING DOG SAYS TO ME “THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU’RE ON DRUGS” I SAID…
COP HUMOR…..2
POLICE? FIRE DUDE? POLICE DOGS: ALWAYS READY TO GO AND ALWAYS LOOKING THE PART 🙂 WHAT WEED? I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY WEED AND A COUPLE MORE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT DESK DUTY FOR ‘EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE’ …..AGAIN! BUT, ‘DANG’, THAT BAD GUY JUST TASTED SOOOO GOOD!” A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID,…
COP HUMOR…..
IT WAS THAT MOMENT HE DECIDED TO BECOME A COP BAD COP & GOOD COP BICYCLE COPS…..FASTER THAN A CORVETTE WHASSUP, GEORGE? BOMB SQUAD GUY JUST SAID “OOOPS!” “I’M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE THE SMELL OF COCAINE.” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TODAY? K9 UNIT “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU…
Cannon Balls
DID YOU KNOW THIS? It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on…
Bill Cosby has done it again!
Bill Cosby’s rant against uneducated and apathetic Americans is forcing the country to reevaluate the lifestyles of lifetime welfare recipients. Cosby, who’s best known for his patriarchal role on “The Cosby Show,” is an outspoken Democrat. But over the past several years, Cosby has criticized President Obama for a range of “broken promises” and railed…
Polar Bear Hug
Polar Bear – I come in Peace! Unbelievable!!! Norbert Rosing’s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada’s Hudson Bay. The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in. It’s hard to believe that…
An Atheist in the Woods
An atheist was walking through the woods. ‘What majestic trees’! ‘What powerful rivers’! ‘What beautiful animals’! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him… He ran as fast as he…
The words of Abraham Lincoln
“You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and…
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