Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he…
Author: letvent
Resident on the third planet from the Sun. Looking for some small measure of levity in this mad, mad world. We all need a little brightness to counter the darkness around us. CALGON...take me away!
NEW American Christmas Tradition
NEW TRADITION, Just like an old fashioned CHRISTMAS (when money was scarce, like NOW)!! We can give and help out our economy. I LOVE IT!!! Christmas 2011 — Birth of a New Tradition As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced…
New High School Principal
We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado, along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago….what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him. This is the guy that should be running…
Muslim Riots in Detroit…..
In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Detroit killing anyone who’s Caucasian. Police fear the death toll could rise as high as 2.
Islam in a Nutshell…2
It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools,…
Islam in a Nutshell…
Just a reminder that we not only need fear the threat from without, we need fear the threat from within, and that threat comes from political correctness and that is a tool of the left… Food for thought. This, not the Chinese or the Russians, represent the greatest threat to the world. Islam is not…
35 states and Counting
I have sent this one out before, but it needs to keep going until the silent majority rises forth and does something about it. If not, we will continue to be ruled by an elite group. We keep sending people to serve us in Congress who are not trustworthy. They find out what a “gravy…
Military Pay. (Washington Times)
CINDY WILLIAMS was appointed by Obama as an Assistant Director for NATIONAL SECURITY in the Congressional Budget Office….. This is an Airman’s response to Cindy Williams’ editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY. It should be printed in all newspapers across America. Ms. Cindy William wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing…
Son’s Letter to Dad…
A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It…
Why Sharks Circle….
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they…
My Very First Time…..
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I * Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do * Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine * I didn’t know how But I tried…
Mother of all Jihadist Jokes…
This is so tasteless but it cries out to be shared. Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting, having a plate of abouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.” “Yes, I…
Little Johnny’s Sister…
Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”
Little Johnny…
Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”
Keep this in mind……
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumor or spread gossip… In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?” “Wait a moment,”…
Blonde Joke of the Day…..
A blonde phone call to Mom: “Hi Mom, it’s me.” “Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store looking for a drill.” “Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they’ve let me make one phone call and that’s why I’m calling you.” “Oh my god, what happened?” “Oh, I…
Why Grandpa Carries a Gun!
The most important read of your lifetime – “A Little Gun History” which is last on this page!! And you do not have to be a Grandpa – just a freedom loving American!!! The Quintessential reason – Why Grandpa carries a gun: Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to “A Little Gun History” about half way…
Italian Women…
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman walking a dog on a…
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