If you haven’t had your taxes done yet, you might want to try this…..

The IRS sent my Tax Return back!
I guess it was because of my response to the question:
“List all dependents?”

I replied –
“12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployable people on food stamps;
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico
and
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.