A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sabbath after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sabbath, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sabbath, he talks for two hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explained that the first Sabbath his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than eight minutes.
The second Sabbath his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sabbath, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up.
(I love it when I make you smile…and I KNOW you are smiling!)