A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Brian.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Brian Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen…
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Pray for your President
Psalm 109:8 My daughter and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. When we got home I got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. I started laughing…
Breast Feeding in Public Causing Traffic Jam…
If you are offended by seeing naked body parts, don’t go any further!! (Rated M for Mature: language or thoughts) Breast Feeding in Public Causing Traffic Jam What were you thinking????
Donations for Congress…..
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing Is moving…. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom! Otherwise,they are going to douse them…
Blonde in Church…..
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to…
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