My Top Four Reasons to Love Obama……from The Matt Walsh blog

What a great day to be an American! I’m so proud of President Obama. I know, I know, you’re probably thinking that the inauguration of Obama will only herald in four more years of depression, death and misery. You might even be calling Obama names like “unconstitutional Socialist tyrant”, “coercive despot”, “child-exploiting charlatan”, “drone bombing…

you just don’t understand why I’m so ANGRY!!!

I am not mad because of slavery I am not upset about separate water fountains or civil rights. I am not worried about white hoods burning crosses in my yard. I am mad that you follow me around stores because you think I am a thief. I am upset that you arm yourself against me…

13 things your burglar won’t tell you

1.  Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2.  Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a…