ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!!!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so…

Handicapped parking…

Today I had to run to the grocery store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for A parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area. The driver looked puzzled. “I’m not handicapped,” she said. Well, was my face red. “Oh, sorry about that,…