This real arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Blue?” I said, “There’s a fucking tap underneath, taste it.” ***** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut,…
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British papers show no mercy
British papers are quite different from ours. They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it. MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN! CAN WE BEHEAD THEM? UH-OH. MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW…
