Returning to the Plantation!

This woman is good. She lives in San Clemente and writes articles for the editorial in the O.C. Register on occasion. Worth the read – she hits the nail on the head. Back on Uncle Sam’s Plantation Star Parker – Syndicated Columnist “Six years ago I wrote a book called Uncle Sam’s Plantation. I wrote…

COP HUMOR…..3

COP PULLS ME OVER, SAYS “YOUR EYES LOOK RED, YOU BEEN SMOKIN’ WEED?” I REPLIED “YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?” I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM PULLING OVER THE SPEEDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD A COP WITH A DRUG SNIFFING DOG SAYS TO ME “THIS DOG TELLS ME YOU’RE ON DRUGS” I SAID…

COP HUMOR…..2

POLICE? FIRE DUDE? POLICE DOGS: ALWAYS READY TO GO AND ALWAYS LOOKING THE PART 🙂 WHAT WEED? I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY WEED AND A COUPLE MORE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT DESK DUTY FOR ‘EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE’ …..AGAIN! BUT, ‘DANG’, THAT BAD GUY JUST TASTED SOOOO GOOD!” A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID,…

COP HUMOR…..

IT WAS THAT MOMENT HE DECIDED TO BECOME A COP BAD COP & GOOD COP BICYCLE COPS…..FASTER THAN A CORVETTE WHASSUP, GEORGE? BOMB SQUAD GUY JUST SAID “OOOPS!” “I’M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE THE SMELL OF COCAINE.” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TODAY? K9 UNIT “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU…