Tag: humor

Out at 2 A.M.

A Police STOP at 2 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as…

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A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger

Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…

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My GREAT Weekend!

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man…

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touching story…

THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING STORY, VERY HARD TO READ, ABOUT TWO BROTHERS WHO WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH.  IT’S A STORY OF LIFE & DEATH, AND THE CRUEL TWIST OF FATE. IT’S CERTAIN TO STIR YOUR HEART AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL. THIS EMAIL IS ONE I COULD NOT ERASE BEFORE SHARING. HAPPY EASTER!

The Horror in IRAN!

I can honestly say, I never want to see images like these again. If they don’t bring tears to your eyes you have no soul. WARNING: This is abuse at it’s highest level! I’m only posting this because I know we’re all adults, and can stand seeing such horrible images. Pure cruelty… It cut’s your heart…

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“Out of Order” Sign…

A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer while trying to remove a jammed piece of paper. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to…

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Only the Irish…

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.

What Causes the Most Accidents in the USA!

Not cell phones…. Not the radio……… Not the GPS monitor…… Not talking…………. Not texting………….. Not watching a car video…… Not changing a CD……. The most frequent causes of accidents in the USA are caused by: Yep !!!…. You guessed it !!!…. Inappropriate footwear !!!!….

Have A Good Day!

Oh my!!!..So you think you’re having a bad day?……. Then you step outside of your house…….. and look up into the beautiful blue sky….. and see this!!!!! All of a sudden, that smile comes back to your face and you say to yourself “Now that’s a big ass balloon!!!!!” and things don’t seem quite so bad!!!!!! HAVE…

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American Flag

Here is the most brilliant statement ever made without a word being said!!!!! This American born, Veteran of the United States Army, law abiding, taxpaying citizen was told by his Homeowners Association that he – Could Not fly the American Flag in his yard…… This is his response: Is this not one of the biggest…

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A Southern Resimay & My Rezimay

A Southern Resimay…. To hoom it Mae consern, I waunt to appliey for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting… I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond…

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Once Upon a Time…..

This story will give you chills. Read in its entirety. Once upon a time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized…

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2 Coffees….

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks. ‘No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder…

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