How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

HOW OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS A truly touching story…. I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought “These Taser guns are well worth…

How Alabama Did It…

Simply to achieve Radical Clarity. Incentive to play at Alabama ….. Incentive to play at Notre Dame…….. Any questions?

Do Dogs go to Heaven?

Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street. ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN READ THE BIBLE GOD LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS DOGS INCLUDED DOGS DON’T HAVE SOULS THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN PRESBYTERIAN DOGS CAN TALK…

3 good arguments that…

GOD ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.   He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3.   He didn’t get a fair trial But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.   He went into His Father’s business 2.   He lived at home…

Brighten your day!!!

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that ….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. *** Man calls the police and says “I think my wife is dead!” The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is the same but…

4 Wheeler

Mary said I should take it easy so she got me a four wheeler…pretty nice too!!! Getting old is easy….. Having fun at it is the real trick. I celebrated my birthday this year by receiving an all terrain 4 wheeler. This is a picture of me playing with it in the back yard. Life…