1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. Sorry…
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Mandlebrot Fractals
MANDELBROT FRACTALS For when dividing by zero just isn’t trippy enough. ‘Fractal’ mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot dies aged 85 17 October 2010 | BBC News Europe Benoit Mandelbrot, who discovered mathematical shapes known as fractals, has died of cancer at the age of 85. Mandelbrot, who had joint French and US nationality, developed fractals as a…
photos of irony…III
EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARRISH HALL MON ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS TUE ABUSED SPOUSES WED EATING DISORDERS THU SAY NO TO DRUGS FRI TEEN SUICIDE WATCH SAT SOUP KITCHEN SUNDAY SERMON 9 A.M. “AMERICA’S JOYOUS FUTURE” Psychic Fair Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: FISH OF THE DAY BEEF ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP. ILLITERACY…
photos of irony…II
NO SMOKING ON THESE PREMISES LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION Phone out of service? Give us a call. PACIFIC BELL African American Museum —–> <—– Sedgwick County Jail |1| |2| |3|
photos of irony…
ALWAYS OPEN CLOSED Health Bar & Eatery Fudge Factory |1| |2| |3|
rough times!
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for…
what a Ferrari can do…
Ask the man who owns one! A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is “what will it do?” The answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds,” or something along those lines. Well, here’s the brand new 2011 Ferrari “458 Italia.” First, here’s what it looks like:…
Who’s minding the store? 2
*ANAL FANTASY We All Sin* Together WINNIE THE POOH & TIGGER INSIDE & OUT butt***** closure Didn’t I F*** You Yesterday? |1| |2|
Who’s minding the store?
Little Ho*** on the Prairie *urine EAR Drops COOKING **** YOUR DOG Tasty, healthy and safe recipes POO* PARADISE P**’enis BE*GAY |1| |2|
The ravaging effects of alcohol…
…after too many margaritas! …after 7 rum and cokes! …after 6 beers! …after 3 martinis! …after 3 kamikazes! …after 2 glasses of wine! …after 2 bottles of wine, (shared of course)! …after 1 large purple haze! …after 1 bottle of tequila! [featured image: Zhora – chimpanzee at a Russian zoo – is an alcoholic and…
Finally!….Solid Proof
I know that the world is NOT going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly travelled to 2015 Finally Solid Proof
Where did the Texas Longhorns logo idea come from?
You will understand better about the Texas Longhorns……. I have always been fascinated by football trivia and I thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well. Where did the Texas Longhorn logo idea come from? I did not know this!!! Did you??? My duty of teaching you something new every day…
you cannot make this stuff up…
Talk about the “Stupid Motorist Law“… DRIVING AND SHAVING JUST DON’T MIX commentary | Celia Rivenbark By now I’m sure that most of you have heard about the Florida woman who caused a two-vehicle wreck because she was shaving her bikini area while driving. Guess that makes the time you drove with your elbows while…
Pharmaceutical Humor
I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads, this one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If right stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.”
Milton singing “The Man Song” by Sean Morey
LYRICS Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He’s the man!) (He’s the man!) I don’t take no crap from anybody [else but you] I wear the pants around here [when I’m finished with your laundry] Cuz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight [When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”] I’m the man of…
Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security
TEL AVIV, Israel. The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone with…
Barack’s B.S. Bingo…
I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech…….. Rules for Bullshit Bingo: 1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit…
Sexy Window Washer…
THIS VIDEO IS JUST TOO SEXY, CUTE AND SWEET TO SKIP SEEING. TAKE A CHANCE. YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU MIGHT LOVE IT!
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