Tag: funny

Finally!….Solid Proof

I know that the world is NOT going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly travelled to 2015 Finally Solid Proof

When a woman wears a leather dress…

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new Truck.

Where did the Texas Longhorns logo idea come from?

You will understand better about the Texas Longhorns……. I have always been fascinated by football trivia and I thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well. Where did the Texas Longhorn logo idea come from? I did not know this!!! Did you??? My duty of teaching you something new every day…

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you cannot make this stuff up…

Talk about the “Stupid Motorist Law“… DRIVING AND SHAVING JUST DON’T MIX commentary | Celia Rivenbark By now I’m sure that most of you have heard about the Florida woman who caused a two-vehicle wreck because she was shaving her bikini area while driving. Guess that makes the time you drove with your elbows while…

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Pharmaceutical Humor

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads, this one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If right stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.”

Milton singing “The Man Song” by Sean Morey

LYRICS Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He’s the man!) (He’s the man!) I don’t take no crap from anybody [else but you] I wear the pants around here [when I’m finished with your laundry] Cuz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight [When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”] I’m the man of…

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Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel. The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone with…

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Barack’s B.S. Bingo…

I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech…….. Rules for Bullshit Bingo:  1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit…

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Sexy Window Washer…

THIS VIDEO IS JUST TOO SEXY, CUTE AND SWEET TO SKIP SEEING. TAKE A CHANCE. YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU MIGHT LOVE IT!

How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

HOW OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS A truly touching story…. I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought “These Taser guns are well worth…

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How Alabama Did It…

Simply to achieve Radical Clarity. Incentive to play at Alabama ….. Incentive to play at Notre Dame…….. Any questions?

Do Dogs go to Heaven?

Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street. ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN READ THE BIBLE GOD LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS DOGS INCLUDED DOGS DON’T HAVE SOULS THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN PRESBYTERIAN DOGS CAN TALK…

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3 good arguments that…

GOD ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.   He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3.   He didn’t get a fair trial But then, there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.   He went into His Father’s business 2.   He lived at home…

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Breast Feeding in Public Causing Traffic Jam…

If you are offended by seeing naked body parts, don’t go any further!! (Rated M for Mature: language or thoughts) Breast Feeding in Public Causing Traffic Jam What were you thinking????

Men at work…2

Using balcony railing for ladder support. Lifting heavy appliances through window using a ladder. Window washing without safety harness. Lunch in the shade. Window unit air conditioner maintenance. THEY MAY NOT BE THE SAFEST WAY IMAGINABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR INGENUITY! |1|  |2|

Men at work…

MEN CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST INTERESTING AND DIVERSE WAYS TO GET ANY JOB DONE! How to do maintenance on the top of a stair landing. How to extend the ladder you’re using. How to perform vehicle maintenance without a vehicle lift. Working on an inside corner of a multilevel building. |1|  |2|