Italian Grandma’s Advice…

A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: ‘Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.’ ‘He’s agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don’t let him do dat.’ ‘He’s agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don’ta let…

Blonde in Church…..

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to…