What in the world do you do ALL day?!?!?

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog anywhere…

Dog’s Diary vs Cat’s Diary

DOG’S DIARY 8:00 am – Dog food! ….. My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! ….. My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! ….. My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! ….. My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! ….. My favorite thing! 1:00 pm…

A Nativity Scene and shepherd

A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard. During the night the folks came across this scene. An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep. He chose baby Jesus as his comfort.  No one had the heart to send him away so he was there all night. We should all have the good sense…

How the Mind Works…

A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. Read the review after the photo… – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will…

A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger

Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…

Italian Women…

An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian woman walking a dog on a…

Irish Humor……

Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid bastards because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.” Paddy says to Mick – “I’m ready for a holiday, only this year I’m going…

Polar Bear Hug

Polar Bear – I come in Peace! Unbelievable!!! Norbert Rosing’s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada’s Hudson Bay. The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in. It’s hard to believe that…