road rage….

So anyway, I’m behind this prick who can’t fucking drive. Weaving all over the place and hasn’t got a fucking clue. I’m roaring, “You fucking Paki bastard, learn to drive!! And while you’re at it, why don’t you fuck off back to your own country you smelly prick.” You know what the cheeky bastard did?…

one liners — JOKES

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa! Who knew?                              One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells….