THE ADVANTAGE TO BEING A MUSLIM? … WHEN YOU SWITCH GIRL FRIENDS YOU CAN KEEP THE SAME PICTURE ON YOUR DESK! Wife #1; Wife #2; Wife #3 & Wife #4 all say: We’re All treated Equally Under Islamic Law An advantage of being an ex-Muslim middle-Eastener living in North America, is that i can openly…
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retired husband….
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local…
remember your glasses…..
Yesterday, my wife asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. She suggested I go to the VFW and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said “Are you nuts? You’re over 60 years…
Pray for Leroy….
The preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?” Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to…
police interviews…..
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down,…
A Cup of Tea…..
ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW… ~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grampa was in the living…
Old Guys…
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend: “That’s us in 10 years.” He said, “That’s a mirror, dip-stick!”
nutter’s day…
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst. But a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go at it. Today is International Nutters Day. Please send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I’ve done. I don’t care…
NOW this is “really” funny…..
The wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. She became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!”
Now that’s “REAL” Love….
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined…
No Flu!!!….
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he…
NEW American Christmas Tradition
NEW TRADITION, Just like an old fashioned CHRISTMAS (when money was scarce, like NOW)!! We can give and help out our economy. I LOVE IT!!! Christmas 2011 — Birth of a New Tradition As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced…
New High School Principal
We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado, along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago….what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him. This is the guy that should be running…
Muslim Riots in Detroit…..
In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Detroit killing anyone who’s Caucasian. Police fear the death toll could rise as high as 2.
Islam in a Nutshell…2
It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools,…
Islam in a Nutshell…
Just a reminder that we not only need fear the threat from without, we need fear the threat from within, and that threat comes from political correctness and that is a tool of the left… Food for thought. This, not the Chinese or the Russians, represent the greatest threat to the world. Islam is not…
35 states and Counting
I have sent this one out before, but it needs to keep going until the silent majority rises forth and does something about it. If not, we will continue to be ruled by an elite group. We keep sending people to serve us in Congress who are not trustworthy. They find out what a “gravy…
Military Pay. (Washington Times)
CINDY WILLIAMS was appointed by Obama as an Assistant Director for NATIONAL SECURITY in the Congressional Budget Office….. This is an Airman’s response to Cindy Williams’ editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY. It should be printed in all newspapers across America. Ms. Cindy William wrote a piece for the Washington Times denouncing…
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