Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.
Category: Images
The picture is priceless, and the verse is wonderful…
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN’T LOOKING A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn’t looking … I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I…
What Causes the Most Accidents in the USA!
Not cell phones…. Not the radio……… Not the GPS monitor…… Not talking…………. Not texting………….. Not watching a car video…… Not changing a CD……. The most frequent causes of accidents in the USA are caused by: Yep !!!…. You guessed it !!!…. Inappropriate footwear !!!!….
Have A Good Day!
Oh my!!!..So you think you’re having a bad day?……. Then you step outside of your house…….. and look up into the beautiful blue sky….. and see this!!!!! All of a sudden, that smile comes back to your face and you say to yourself “Now that’s a big ass balloon!!!!!” and things don’t seem quite so bad!!!!!! HAVE…
American Flag
Here is the most brilliant statement ever made without a word being said!!!!! This American born, Veteran of the United States Army, law abiding, taxpaying citizen was told by his Homeowners Association that he – Could Not fly the American Flag in his yard…… This is his response: Is this not one of the biggest…
Medical Excise Tax on Retail Receipts—fooled again!!!
THIS IS AN EMAIL THAT NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THOSE OF US WHO ARE UNAWARE. [I AM NOT THE WRITER OF THIS EMAIL–eadzerkle] This is an image of a sales receipt from Cabela’s, a popular sporting goods store. “The 2.3% Medical Excise Tax that began on January 1st is supposed to be ‘hidden’ from…
Only Three Times…
HOW MUCH DOES OBAMA CHERISH THIS COUNTRY AND ITS MILITARY THAT HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED FOR US? In all the years since D-Day 1945, there are three occasions when the president failed to go to the D-Day Monument that honors the soldiers killed during the Invasion. The occasions were: 1. Barack Obama 2010 2. …
photoshopped animals…6
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
photoshopped animals…5
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
photoshopped animals…4
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
photoshopped animals…3
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
photoshopped animals…2
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
photoshopped animals…
THIS is why you can’t believe any picture you see on the Internet! This is a perfect example of what an expert can do with Photoshop! The guy who did these pictures did an awesome job! GOOD WORK!!! |1| |2| |3| |4| |5| |6|
A Southern Resimay & My Rezimay
A Southern Resimay…. To hoom it Mae consern, I waunt to appliey for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting… I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond…
A Very Short Bedtime Story!!
It’s going to be one of those nights…..isn’t it? THE END
Divorce Agreement
Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with. DIVORCE AGREEMENT This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it’s by a young person, a student!! Whatever he runs for, I’ll vote for…
Once Upon a Time…..
This story will give you chills. Read in its entirety. Once upon a time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President. I am a respected businessman, with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable electronics. There was some talk that my industry was being scrutinized…
2 Coffees….
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks. ‘No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder…
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